Studio Deliverables Project

Scene 1 (Waking Up: An Existential Nightmare.)

• You have a tiny, internet capable, no longer a 25-lb throwable brick of a mobile cellular device. Scroll through an endless barrage of cringeworthy people, funny images, and fake news. All the while searching for some semblance of emotional stability and connection.

• Milk. You have options (maybe a little too many…)! If you can name it, it’s probably been milked. Almonds and cashews? Salty. Rice? Basically horchata. Soy? The consistency is off. Oats? Overnight soaking, no longer required. Coconut? Quick bathroom accessibility suggested.

• Do you remember the Weather Channel? Do you remember the 5-day forecast in the local newspaper? Do you remember hating the no good, lying ass newscasters? We don’t, because it’s all for the better! Ask your survei… I mean, smart home devices for the forecast and the news! Installation and state-sponsored violence included.